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Post by david chircop on Sun Sep 21, 2008 4:11 am

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ιηнσвв нαηα ηιєтנα , ιѕ ѕαנ, ηι∂∂∂єνєятι υ υq кσℓℓσχ ℓιℓ ѕнαвι !!!
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Post by david chircop on Sun Sep 21, 2008 4:13 am

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. that was from 0kg's - 200 kg's

Bob has been missing since Friday.
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ιηнσвв нαηα ηιєтנα , ιѕ ѕαנ, ηι∂∂∂єνєятι υ υq кσℓℓσχ ℓιℓ ѕнαвι !!!
3 мαנ яιєη∂ѕ єѕρ : αяιαηα яσ∂ιαηηє нαяℓєηє ѕнαυη υ нαяℓσ !! υ нємм ιктαя
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Post by david chircop on Sun Sep 21, 2008 4:19 am

Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far - $500,000 and one lifeline left -- phone a friend.

The next question will give you the top prize of One Million dollars if you get it right ... but if you get it wrong you will drop back to $32,000 -- are you ready?"

Barbara: "Sure, I'll have a go!"

Regis: "Which of the following birds does not build it's own nest?

Is it........

A-Robin

B-Sparrow

C-Cuckoo

D-Thrush

Remember Barbara its worth 1 Million dollars."

"I think I know who it..but I'm not 100%...

No, I haven't got a clue. I'd like to phone a friend Regis, just to be sure.

Regis: "Yes, who, Barbara, do you want to phone?

Barbara: "I'll phone my friend Maggie back home in Birmingham."

(ringing)

Maggie (also a blonde): "Hello..."

Regis: "Hello Maggie, its Regis here from Who Wants to be a Millionaire-I have Barbara here and she is doing really well on $500,000, but needs your help to be a Million.

The next voice you hear will be Barbara's and she'll read you the question.

There are 4 possible answers and 1 correct answer and you have 30 seconds to answer -- fire away Barbara."

Barbara: "Maggie, which of the following birds does not build it's own nest? Is it:

A-Robin

B-Sparrow

C-Cuckoo

D-Thrush"

Maggie: "Oh Gees, Barbara that's simple.....It's a Cuckoo."

Barbara: "You think?"

Maggie: "I'm sure."

Barbara: " Thanks Maggie." (hangs up)

Regis: "Well, do you want to stick on $500,000 or play on for the Million, Barbara?"

Barbara: "I want to play, I'll go with C-Cuckoo"

Regis: "Is that your final answer?"

Barbara: "It is."

Regis: "Are you confident?"

Barbara: "Yes fairly, Maggie's a sound bet."

Regis: "Barbara.....you had $500,000 and you said C-Cuckoo ...you're right! - You have just won ONE MILLION DOLLARS.

Here is your check. You have been a great contestant and a real gambler. Audience please put your hands together for Barbara."

(clapping)

That night Barbara calls round to Maggie and brings her down to a local bar for a celebration drink and, as they are sipping their Champagne, Barbara turns to Maggie and asks "Tell me Maggie, How in God's name did you know that it was the Cuckoo that does not build its own nest?

Maggie: "Listen Barbara, everybody knows that a Cuckoo lives in a clock."
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Post by david chircop on Sun Sep 21, 2008 4:21 am

A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my
poison
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Post by david chircop on Sun Sep 21, 2008 4:22 am

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.

Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.

After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"

"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."

The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.

The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.

When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.
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Post by david chircop on Wed Sep 24, 2008 5:57 pm

Jekk tafu bxi jokes Toqodux tisthu Razz halluwom hawn Xd Very Happy:D:D:D Razz:P:P:P
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Post by Matt on Mon Dec 01, 2008 11:00 pm

Guzeppi u Marija kienu mexjin 'il bara minn Gerusalemm. Guzeppi jghid xi haga lil-Marija, x'inhi? Jekk trid tkun taf just send a mail
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Post by belry on Tue Dec 02, 2008 12:07 am

fejn nibatu emiall??
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Post by david chircop on Tue Dec 02, 2008 12:40 am

vera fejn ??

u madoffii kemm ha igiba extremly fit tull !!

aqbad u ghejda smile
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ιηнσвв нαηα ηιєтנα , ιѕ ѕαנ, ηι∂∂∂єνєятι υ υq кσℓℓσχ ℓιℓ ѕнαвι !!!
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